![]() 02/07/2016 at 15:46 • Filed to: A small loan of a million dollars | ![]() | ![]() |
Listen. Only a loser would pass up this opportunity. You’re a winner, right? Of course you are. The Donald only gives opportunities to winners like you.
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“Can Americans double or even triple their incomes this year?”
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“No, you dumb bastard.”
Aww phooey.
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I saw one the other day titled “Ron Paul’s SHOCKING prediction for the future of America!”
I think it’s been a few years since Ron Paul was even remotely relevant.
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Wow, I had completely forgotten about that guy too! It’s all about Bernie, Trump, Barbara Bush, and women possibly burning in hell if they don’t vote for Hilary, or something.
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Oh yeah? YOU DON’T CONTROL ME YOU DUMB EMAIL!
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They should have said ‘Rand Paul’. He took over the family’s not ever being president business.
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Is the simple plan to get a loan of a million dollars from my father?
Edit: just saw the tag. Derp